Joseph has written 5 reviews for films rated ½ .

  • Morbius

    Morbius

    This is almost like a throwback to an earlier era of comic book movies, y’know that era where they sucked? The villain made no sense and came out of nowhere, the CGI looked like a PS2 game, and Jared Leto proved that he can be the worst in both DC and Marvel. Honestly, that’s kind of impressive if you think about it. 

    But yeah this is bad.

  • Dune

    Dune

    This film to me, while visually breathtaking, was probably the most boring film I’ve ever seen. It felt like long exposition and just an unnecessary prelude to another film. It felt comparable to Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace where there is just a bunch of talking about space politics that nobody cares about, but Dune does not have a Darth Maul to save us from boredom. Instead we are stuck staring at our watches wondering when this movie will finally end and we can do something more exciting: like watching paint dry.

  • Eternals

    Eternals

    As someone who genuinely enjoys the Marvel Cinematic Universe and superhero movies in general, I had high expectations for this film. While the trailers didn’t grab my attention, surely the film would be good. After all, it has an acclaimed director and a pretty talented cast. This could be a breath of fresh air for the MCU that honestly can be formulaic at times. Well, it wasn’t that breath of fresh air. 

    The plot was a lot to follow with…

  • Cats

    Cats

    This movie was an assault on my eyeballs. It was visually disturbing, had no plot, and I couldn’t care less about any of the characters. This movie has no reason to exist and someone should find every copy of this movie and destroy it so nobody else has to endure this.

  • Captive State

    Captive State

    This is one of the worst movies ive ever seen. The only redeeming quality this film has is the fact that my friends and I ripped it to shreds when we seen it in the theater. I seen it for free and I still wanted a refund. It is truly amazing in the worst ways that there are talented people trying to make it in the entertainment industry and can’t, but the people that are in the industry make garbage like this. 

    Avoid this movie.