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  • Switching - Goodbye Me
  • In Praise of Love
  • By the Time It Gets Dark
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  • Werewolves Within

  • Hoa

    ★★★★★

  • Southland Tales

  • Donnie Darko

    ★★★★★

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  • i will never remember this sun

    i will never remember this sun

    Hey all, I made something!

    I want to give a little context as to when and why I made this short film. In 2020 I made a film for my nan as a Christmas present to her; it was a montage of footage taken one evening we'd spent together in her living room, listening to an old record of James Last live during the 70s. She was at that concert, and she can be seen in the audience pictured on…

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  • Werewolves Within

    Werewolves Within

    I like Sam Richardson and could set aside my boredom and the "We Sat A Liberal and a Conservative in a Room for 2 Hours You Won't Believe What Happens Next youtube video" vibes and just appreciate his facial expressions and some of the silliness here. I'm unlikely to remember this, but it isn't the worst way to spend 95 mins.

  • Southland Tales

    Southland Tales

    Just can't get on the same page as this (or my mutuals on here) as hard as I try. It's all just a massive headache to me, not because of its aesthetic, maximalism or messiness, but just that I'm really bored and uninspired by it. Hard for me to properly articulate what I dislike here so I won't try, just one of those unfortunate situations where it's just not working for me like it does for others.

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ½

    Saw James Gubb yesterday and I said "James I'm your biggest fan", so excited to finally meet the King of cinema! But to my shock, James pulled me in close and said "kill yourself, I hate you, I hate my fans, my name is James gun", and then he punched me in the face and kicked my stomach and then he stabbed me several times in the neck 😔
    I'm writing this from hospital where I am in a medically induced coma. Couldn't rate this movie any higher as a result.

  • Surf's Up

    Surf's Up

    ★★★

    This movie is for Dudes and Bros, and Dudes and Bros only 👊💪💪💪 Two Greenday needledrops FuCk Yeah 🎸🤘! THAT CHICKEN IS HIGH, And That Penguin B a b e ? Kinda hot ngl 😎😍😅 Jeff The Dude Bridges is here and he Surfs The fuck UP! 🌊🌊🌊🌊 Dudes and Bros are gonna Love and Respect my boy Cody Maverick for grinding hard 😤💯 and never giving up on his Passion 💕 Move over Fight Club/Pulp Fiction/Joker - this is the Guy film of the century 🤙Surf Up