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  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • Wild Strawberries
  • Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
  • The Wolf House

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  • Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★★★

  • Christopher Robin

    ★★★½

  • Elemental

    ★★★

  • A Haunting in Venice

    ★★★½

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  • Tyrannosaur

    Tyrannosaur

    ★★★★★

    When all you’ve ever known is hatred and darkness, anything that isn’t that feels like love, feels like light. On most every street in most every town up and down this country you will find people who are hurting, who are suffering, who are fighting just to get from daybreak to day’s end, who will brave a winter’s chill and remain unflinching for the cold they already carry with them. Behind the smile you receive that makes your day manageable…

  • Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical

    ★★★★★

    I’m nearly 25 years old. I’ve already seen this once before. I’ve read the book more times than I’ve seen my own father, watched Danny DeVito’s film more times than I’ve heard my mother say she loves me. And here I am, crying with an immovable rock lodged in my throat in the cinema, once again desperately wishing I could crawl inside this story and escape the pain and hurt of years of begging for a love and a recognition…

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  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast

    ★★★★★

    No one plots like Gaston
    Takes cheap shots like Gaston
    Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston

    Had what can only be described as an epiphanic experience watching Beauty & The Beast with my daughter and fiancée at the cinema this morning. I already knew this was a shining star of Disney’s vaunted Renaissance Era, and I already knew the music is as immortal as the tale it helps to tell is timeless. I knew that Belle is the best of…

  • Christopher Robin

    Christopher Robin

    ★★★½

    There’s gotta be an obscure German word for the absolute inability to watch any Winnie The Pooh film without having an emotional breakdown and an existential crisis. “We think about you every day.” Oh, bother!

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  • Friends: The Reunion

    Friends: The Reunion

    ★★★

    I just hope Matthew Perry is okay to be honest.

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★★½

    James Bond: We have all the time in the world.

    FULL REVIEW HERE.

    No Time To Die is a beautiful swansong for Daniel Craig’s James Bond, a film that really does feel like the culmination of all that came before it. Boasting the style and swagger of Casino Royale (which is nodded to in the obligatory pre-credit chase thanks to a heavily dialled up parkour segment - now with added bikes), the brutal viscera of QoS (there’s some phenomenal sound…