Joan Malone

I like films.
What do you want from me?

My top 4 are just 4 great films selected at random, or because their posters look good together.

Favorite films

  • Uncut Gems
  • The Night of the Hunter
  • Eraserhead
  • A Simple Plan

Recent activity

  • Fireball: Visitors From Darker Worlds


  • A Single Man


  • Pleasure


  • Men


Recent reviews

  • Lost Highway

    Lost Highway


    The last time I saw this (many years ago), it was really working for me in a way that it wasn't really this time.

    Feels thematically and structurally a bit like a test run for Mulholland Drive, which on reflection is definitely the stronger film.

    Balthazar Getty looks like young Charlie Sheen and I don't like it.

    I think the Trent Reznor curated industrial soundtrack is a misstep. Feels like Lynch trying to prove to the youth of the time…

  • Gods of Egypt

    Gods of Egypt


    I had been led to believe that this was bad in a much more entertainingly wierd way. Instead it's just bad in a boring way.

Popular reviews

  • Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond

    Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond


    Is there anything more obnoxious than watching a method actor work?

    Yep. Watching a comedian who thinks he's a method actor work.

    I love Andy Kaufman. And Jim Carrey has had his fair share of funny movies. But Kaufman and Carrey are not one and the same, no matter how much rehearsed psychobabble Carrey spews out for the camera.

    Carrey comes off as a self-absorbed, pretentious asshole who doesn't know when to give it a rest. Kaufman never gave off…

  • Whiplash



    Not quite my tempo...

    Not far off though.

    I think I may have just built Whiplash up too much in my head. I've been waiting for this for about a year now, and as someone with an affinity for jazz drums and an admiration for the acting talents of Teller and Simmons, I was pretty hyped.

    I did feel that JK Simmons' character, although impeccably acted, was a little too heightened. I liken it to Anthony Hopkins in The Silence…