Jordan has written 9 reviews for films rated ★★½ during 2021.

  • Dune

    Dune

    ★★½

    pls let the new one be better

  • Ocean's Eleven

    Ocean's Eleven

    ★★½

    Martin and Sinatra truly are the poor man’s Clooney and Pitt

  • The Towering Inferno

    The Towering Inferno

    ★★½

    Hope every big actor got the paycheck they were after to be in the film (besides OJ). Seems to just be a mediocre big blockbuster 70s film that wouldn’t have done much without its cast. This is definitely the kind of film that would just rerun on cable channels where people can just hop in and out while seeing an old familiar face or two.

  • Secret Agent

    Secret Agent

    ★★½

    It’s simple murder and all you can think of it is fun.”- Not Hitchcock calling out himself and his entire fanbase

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★½

    This script and casting actually made me hate the characters, which I never thought would be possible. The casting of Jo is pretty terrible. Winona Ryder is the perfect emulation of Jo while this casting of her is definitely the worst out of all adaptations. With Janet Leigh and Elizabeth Taylor in two of the other starring roles, this should have been great. But, with Elizabeth Taylor older than Margaret O’Brien (very obviously older, I might add), the interactions seem…

  • 3 Godfathers

    3 Godfathers

    ★★½

    I'm a tough audience when it comes to classic Westerns, but a sucker for a Christmas movie, so this really could've gone either way. Unfortunately, it was too much of a Western and the type of Bible retelling Christmas movie that doesn't really appeal to me.

    One reason it was really tough for me to enjoy this film was that its main attraction was John Wayne. I have a strong disdain for John Wayne as a man outside of acting…

  • David Copperfield

    David Copperfield

    ★★½

    Why is this the same exact cast from Cavalcade- I’m still traumatized from the blandness of that movie. The first thought I had from both movies is how much early 1900s British children scare me

  • Love Story

    Love Story

    ★★½

    Movie would’ve been much better if he said “bc I wanna marry you” and she said “no”

  • As Good as It Gets

    As Good as It Gets

    ★★½

    Please explain to me how this took home best actor and actress