Jordan has written 3 reviews for films rated .

  • Cats

    Cats

    I watched this and A Nightmare on Elm Street today... which one do you think scared me more

  • Cimarron

    Cimarron

    I knew in the first five minutes this was gonna be a brutal 2 hours of slow storytelling, racist white people, and harmful stereotypes of the 30s. I couldn’t even finish D.W Griffith’s Birth of a Nation because of how racist and ridiculous it was, and this wasn’t too far off. The only reason it didn’t get a 0 was because Irene Dunne had a great performance.

  • Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    So terribly chaotic, but I must support the literal angel Dolly’s anti-capitalist, Stars Hollow-esque, 8-year-old bartending Christmas movie