It's okay to like a movie.
Timmy B doesn't usually make such middling movies, when they're great it's obvious why, equally so when they're not. Dark Shadows is probably the biggest shrug of his career, looks good but treads water from start to finish. Apparently it was more of a Johnny Depp passion project than a Tim Burton one and it shows.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Coded David Fincher career retrospective?
The initial misfire: Alien³
Seven potential kills: Se7en
The billionaire that gets away with it: The Social Network
The brute that nearly beats him: Fight Club
Late night conversations with Tilda Swinton: Benjamin Button
I'll have to watch it again to catch the rest.