Jacob has written 2 reviews for films rated ★★½ .

  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★½

    Sloppy. Unnecessary racism, unnecessary age gap, unnecessary runtime. Bring back the PTA that made Phantom Thread, thank you!


    At least all the Haim sisters were fine?

  • House of Gucci

    House of Gucci

    ★★½

    Thanks Jared Leto, I’ll be leaving all important business meetings with an awkward look and a simple, single, “BOOF!”

    Lady Gaga stuns in an otherwise boring, horribly-edited mess. Adam Driver was certainly…there. And Jared Leto was on some other planet pretending he was Waluigi.