Jacob has written 2 reviews for films rated ★½ .

  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends


    Well that was certainly a movie that was made.

    This movie actively made me like the franchise less, it’s so incoherent and uninteresting.

  • West Side Story

    West Side Story


    I mean. I guess.

    Ariana DeBose’s performance is Oscar-worthy. That’s all I’ve got…

    Flat, lifeless, and devoid of emotion. What a shame.