Jacob has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★★ during 2022.

  • You're Next

    You're Next

    ★★★

    You’re Next crawled through horrendous acting so Ready or Not could fly.

  • The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent

    ★★★

    Making Pedro Pascal the beneficiary of my will for his dedication to Paddington 2.

    This movie is a mess in most ways, but it is pretty fun and Nic Cage is as wild as ever. Pedro Pascal is undoubtedly the best part of the movie, he is so so so funny in every single scene.

  • No Exit

    No Exit

    ★★★

    What more can ya ask for sometimes than to watch murderers do murdery things and ask how much blood one person can lose in the snow before it becomes, like, a problem.


    It’s straightforward, by the numbers, and I’m not mad about it.