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  Beau Is Afraid 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 20 Jun 2023

  ari aster's mommy issues are unparalleled in the world of cinema or frankly anywhere else

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  The Cave 2005

  ★½ Watched 07 Jun 2023

  An unfathomably boring first hour, followed by an ok-ish final half-hour.

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  Renfield 2023

  ★★½ Watched 14 Apr 2023

  shoutout to the lady who, when she saw Dracula for the first time as he popped out of his coffin, said nothing, asked no questions, and just silently stared at him like he was magic mike.

  that is what comedy, and vampires, are meant to be about.

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  Saw 2004

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Apr 2023

  i was 10 years old the first time I saw this movie and that experience did three things for me:

  1. gave childhood me nightmares the likes of which still haunt me to this day
  2. instilled adult me with a love of horror intense enough to define the entire way I think
  3. imprinted upon me an intense, unshakable, lifelong attraction to one Mr Leigh Whannell

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