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The Conjuring 2013
This movie is generic as fuck and pretty boring. The story is shallow, the horror depends strongly on jumpscares and is not too explicit, so it plays it safe avoiding being *too* shocking for mainstream audiences. No wonder this film spawned the biggest horror franchise of the decade.
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A Ghost Story 2017
Oof. Ok...
I love slow movies. Really, I love a slow burn. I love long, thought-provoking scenes. I love a movie with pretty photography. And I love the eerie nostalgia of it all.
And although this movie had ALL of those things, it felt insufferably boring. I couldn't stand watching it again if I tried. -
