Johanna Wong

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Favorite films

  • Moonlight
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé
  • The Handmaiden

Recent activity

  • Molly's Game

  • The Great Gatsby


  • Pride & Prejudice


  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

Pinned reviews

  • The Batman

    The Batman


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Quick shoutout to one of my fave film moments in recent memory: When Colson gets in his car outside the Iceberg Lounge, the combination of cold weather and the Riddler's body heat resulted in condensation on the windows which Colson has to wipe from his windshield in order to see through. Now that's what I call attention to detail!!

    There are countless reasons why I returned to see this again two days after my first rendezvous with the Bat and…

  • What a Girl Wants

    What a Girl Wants

    If you can’t decide whether to watch The Crown or Mamma Mia!, do I have the movie for you!
    Netflix’s hottest family rom com is What A Girl Wants. Premiering pre-rehab on Amanda Bynes’ 17th birthday, this movie was directed by the same woman that’s directed episodes of Legion, Goliath, and Jack Ryan. 

    This movie has everything:
    - montages
    - Jonathan Pryce with hair
    - an impromptu dance number that everyone already knows 
    - a clichéd musical love interest that…

Recent reviews

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby


    I unironically love this movie so so much and I’m not embarrassed to admit it anymore.

  • Pride & Prejudice

    Pride & Prejudice


    It’s crazy that a movie this steamy only features ONE kiss. 

    In other news, teary-eyed Donald Sutherland in the end always always always gets me.

    In other OTHER news, I couldn’t resist the urge to watch Tom from Succession compilation videos on YouTube afterward to experience the full spectrum of Matthew MacFadyen and boy was that a great idea.

Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Congrats to JJ for making a movie so lacking in pacing, earned emotional beats, true character development, consequence of action, and actual obstacles for our growing team of protagonists that I lost all hope of a decent movie one minute in. 

    I was exhausted watching this. I was so angry. Every three minutes we are either introduced to new characters, new worlds, or both, and the once very complex and solid group of protags is forced into less development, stupid…

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain


    The casting director for the supporting characters was either a genius or out their gdamn mind I can’t decide