Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2023

  I missed having my eyeballs assaulted in such glorious fashion.

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Dec 2022 2

  Whenever I go into a movie, I only ask for four things: shit, piss, cum and vomit. And this movie delivered in spades. Could’ve used more cum though.

Recent reviews

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  Kuch Kuch Hota Hai 1998

  ★★★★½ Watched 01 Jun 2023

  Every one of these SRK movies have such gorgeous productions and this one fights with DDLJ on being the prettiest of the bunch so far, can’t decide. 

  Shit had me crying in the club at points so easy bonus points there, like fuck why can’t I find my soulmate like fictional SRK character does, real life sucks 😢

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  Kabhi Haan Kabhi Naa 1994

  ★★★★ Watched 30 May 2023

  This one grew on me over the course of its runtime, cleverly subverting the expectations I’ve come to expect from the SRK films I’ve seen so far. Very happy-sad mood and just an all around comfort to sit through.

  And SRK playing music from his pink harmonica on the beach at night as he wallows in thought of the love just out of his grasp is just 😚👌

Popular reviews

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  Malignant 2021

  ★★★ Watched 09 Sep 2021

  If it wasn’t for the last 15 minutes of absolute carnage that had me audibly excited, I wouldn’t hold this to the regard I do.

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  GameStop: Rise of the Players 2022

  ★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2022

  Morbius: Gets delayed.

  GameStop doc: My time to shine baby.

  Everyone: Damn, nothin’ out this week.