Letterboxd — Your life in film

Let me get this straight. NONE of you were gonna tell me there was a movie where Willem Dafoe spanks Johnny Depp’s ass and goes “It’s beddy-bye time” ???

Second film I’m watching tonight to honor the late, great John Saxon. And another film I hadn’t seen before. This was a better choice than Hands of Steel as Saxon is the main star and really carries the film. He makes the character of Sam Kellog very human and charismatic. It’s a fun little crime drama/ detective movie, and it’s 100% John Saxon. He even narrates throughout the film like an old private eye dick. He’s so good here that you can almost see this becoming a late 70s tv series. Fans of John Saxon should definitely check this one out. R.I.P.

Schlubby American men who drink too much and the beautiful French girls who love them. A movie that dares to beg the question: why don't women just invent a time machine to travel back to 1967 and fuck Alain Delon and no one else?

I will defend the Wayan's brothers to the bitter end.

If anyone wants to challenge their honor, I will meet you behind a Carl's Jr. (of your choosing) to duel or thumb wrestle to the death (also your choosing).

I’m about to f around and make a musical about the life of revolutionary war hero Casimir Pulaski starring only mumble rappers. Ben Franklin is going to be played by Lil Yachty