JoeThrashnkill

JoeThrashnkill

One day they’ll make a comedy half as good as Not Another Teen Movie

Favorite films

  • The Holy Mountain
  • Boogie Nights
  • Street Trash
  • Inland Empire

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  • Thrashin'

    ★★★½

  • Candyman

    ★★½

  • Sharky's Machine

    ★★★★

  • Eastern Promises

    ★★★★½

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  • Thrashin'

    Thrashin'

    A lighthearted tale from an alternate universe in which young people don't have to do shit but hang out, party, breakdance, and form vicious goth skateboarding gangs.

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    ★★½

    The music and animation sequences are absolutely siqqqq but the story feels incomplete. Did this thing get slashed to hell to fit a 90 minute time limit?

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  • Eastern Promises

    Eastern Promises

    Don't even bother making movies if you're not willing to expose a butthole in a fight scene.

  • EuroTrip

    EuroTrip

    I haven't had power for a while due to catastrophic climate change and the failures of capitalism. Somehow this movie came up while sitting in the dark talking with friends. It was the first thing I watched when power resumed and it holds up pretty fucking well. Big ups to Vinnie Jones for playing the same character he always plays and even bigger ups to Matt Damon, who already had an Academy Award at this point, for playing a late-20s pop punk dude that openly preys on teenagers.