Twilight Ranked

Say what you will about the execution, but the idea of centering your franchise around a love triangle is moderating interesting. It’s the glue that almost holds this all together, but more like glitter glue. Even though I can barely recall the plot of every movie just weeks after watching them, I can remember what happened with the core relationships.

In the first movie Bella and Edward meet and fall in love. Jacob is a friend.

In the second that love it challenged, Jacob swoops in, gets friendzoned and Bella and Edward’s love is solidified.

In the third they get engaged and Jacob is a jealous baby about it.

In the fourth they have a baby and Jacob is now…

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1


  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse


  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon


  • Twilight


  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2