Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol
  • Casino Royale
  • Sleeping with Other People

Recent activity

  • The Aristocats


  • The Mummy


  • A Bug's Life


  • Brave


Recent reviews

  • Surf's Up

    Surf's Up


    it’s a mockumentary...about penguins...who surf...and it’s good??

  • Stranger Than Fiction

    Stranger Than Fiction


    On rewatch the conceit and performances still offer something rewarding, but I feel like this movie offers the appearance of depth without really developing its characters, even Harold. We don’t really learn why Karen Eiffel always kills her protagonists or what’s kept her away from publishing for a decade (with smoking and an obsession with death standing in for something with mental health), and now that I’m not watching this in high school I can see the manic pixie dream girl-ing…

Popular reviews

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    Who can wear the best sweater. Who has the most satisfyingly incomprehensible accent. Who reigns as the daddiest sea daddy: Pattinson, Dafoe, or KING TRITON HIMSELF‬

  • Berlin, I Love You

    Berlin, I Love You

    whew boy! I watched for Keira Knightley's short and stayed for the morbid curiosity of seeing if it was possible for each short to take a nosedive, either into nonsense logic or the shockingly problematic, and Knightley’s was the only one that escaped that distinction by being only lightly, predictably problematic. Knightley plays a refugee worker named Jane, and her story focuses her fraught relationship with her mother Margaret (Helen Mirren). Margaret wants Jane to live more for herself and…