my top 4 is a lie because lord of the rings is my absolute fave and i have the tattoo to prove it
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Red, White & Royal Blue 2023
this is absolutely allowed to stand on its own as a silly little romcom but why the hell is it now certified fresh on rotten tomatoes who is amazon bankrolling because i refuse to believe that 81% consensus
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27 Dresses 2008
i recognise that this movie is objectively a piece of shit but, like, have you seen james marsden's smile? his eyes? his dumbass 2008 hairdo? lord knows i'd smash
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Gattaca 1997
ethan hawke telling the audience that there is no racism bc "genes is the only thing that matters" in a film with 98.8% white characters who look so similar that the police weren't able to find a suspect even with a photo is one of the most unintentionally hilarious thing i've witnessed in 90s sci-fi
