joaquin "the 3.5 stars guy" zanzio πŸ’€πŸ‘»πŸ€‘πŸŽƒ

joaquin "the 3.5 stars guy" zanzio πŸ’€πŸ‘»πŸ€‘πŸŽƒ

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Interstellar
  • Se7en

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  • The Faculty

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  • Killers of the Flower Moon

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

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  • Detention

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  • The Faculty

    The Faculty

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    "I'm a contradiction"

    1998 high school's The Thing, with the necessary dose of camp and out of place one liners.
    Elijah Wood sitting at a comically lonely place while eating lunch and drinking box apple juice, then telling an alien he doesn't "believe in running" is my spirit animal.


    Film is GUARANTEED TO JACK YOU UP

  • Detention

    Detention

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  • 21 Jump Street

    21 Jump Street

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    "i'm one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown"

  • Don Jon

    Don Jon

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    the guy that said that scarlet johansson was a 7/10 was scarier than joseph gordon-levitt's accent