joaquin "the 3.5 stars guy" zanzio

joaquin "the 3.5 stars guy" zanzio

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Interstellar
  • Se7en

Recent activity

  • The Edge of Seventeen


  • 30 Days of Night


  • Lost in London


  • Cry Macho


Recent reviews

  • 30 Days of Night

    30 Days of Night

    it chokes with its own nonsense and unexplained events, the underdeveloped characters and the half-cooked delivery of the premise didn't helped either but the intensity of it all and the grim and grey style made up for the evident flaws, it also presents the best depictions of vampires that i've ever seen put to film.
    gore packed, but lacking in aspects.

  • Lost in London

    Lost in London

    a LIVE movie, the first (i think) LIVE movie, a full one take, and the first man to do it was woody mothertruckin' harrelson, what a madlad

Popular reviews

  • Old


    one of the worst movies i've ever seen, an unironically great movie that i wouldn't recommend to anyone but that you all should definitely watch, has some beautiful and poetic human moments, the most idiotic and messiest film of the year, B movie script, some of the best cinematography of the year and an awful and great directing.
    an m night shyamalan movie, ([do]n't) watch it


  • F9


    FAST AND FURIOUS SAGA 2 (the wheels of fury)
    fast and furious 10:the revenge
    fast and furious 11:a lost in the family
    fast and furious 12:more fast more furious
    fast and furious 13:generations
    fast and furious 14:more furious than ever
    fast and furious 15:more fastest than ever
    fast and furious 16:a comeback
    fast and furious 17:a new threat
    fast and furious 18:intergalactic furiosity
    fast and furious 19:fighting for family
    fast and furious 20:the end of a saga