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  • Raising Arizona
  • The Return of the Living Dead
  • Ocean's Eleven
  • Batman Forever

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  • Winnie the Pooh

    ★★★★

  • Ms. Marvel

  • Over the Garden Wall

    ★★★★★

  • Bo Burnham: The Inside Outtakes

    ★★★★½

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  • OPAL

    OPAL

    ★★★★★

    OPAL killing my short film a day list because it’s the only thing I’m ever gonna watch again. 

    We see you, Opal. Your troubles are miles away. 
    We see you, Opal, and in our eyes you’ll stay. 

  • OPAL

    OPAL

    ★★★★★

    Watching OPAL again like it’s my job

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  • Winnie the Pooh

    Winnie the Pooh

    ★★★★

    Very little to dislike here. Incredibly cute and breezy, which the short runtime helps with. 

    Biggest surprise out of this is always how genuinely funny it is. The jokes all land. The sequence involving the pit is legitimately hysterical. 

    I love the animation. The backgrounds all look like watercolor on canvas and the characters are very clean. Voice acting is perfection. So much fun.

  • Ms. Marvel

    Ms. Marvel

    Episode 2

    Feel bad that Ms. Marvel is the first MCU show I’m slipping on in terms of watching day of, but it could not have been released at a busier time in my life. This episode felt pretty standard. We’ll see what tomorrow brings.

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★½

    Not good, but I just don’t see how a movie where a Quetzalcoatlus takes down an airplane can be bad. 

    Great visuals, great music, a great performance by Jeff Goldblum, and some great dinosaur moments make this worth seeing on the big screen (as big as you can), but beyond that… *fart noise*

    It’s pretty crazy how closely the Jurassic World trilogy mirrors the new Star Wars trilogy. A highly divisive first installment that copies the formula of the first…

  • Cyrano

    Cyrano

    ★★★★

    The pacing will give you whiplash, but something about seeing a film that’s so unabashedly romantic these days is just an absolute spectacle. I like believe in love now or something. Makes me sick. 

    Peter Dinklage gives his greatest performance that I’ve seen, with singing that’s pretty damn good. The music in general was spectacular and I have at least three of the songs permanently stuck in my head. 

    Definitely watch this. It’s lovely. 

    Side note: After watching I found…