Favorite films

  • No Country for Old Men
  • There Will Be Blood
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Come and See

Recent activity

  • Missing


  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio


  • The Pale Blue Eye


  • Prisoners


Recent reviews

  • Missing



    Was that an apple commercial

  • The Whale

    The Whale


    I think that essay was supposed to be a metaphor

Popular reviews

  • Violent Night

    Violent Night


    That was legitimately the worst thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    A generally fun watch, but the humor and satire felt flaccid and wasn’t all that successful in my opinion.  It just had a general messiness and goofiness that felt tonally awkward and I found myself rolling my eyes pretty often unfortunately. Not to be stuck up (because I  usually like playful satire type stuff) but I just received a general feeling that the movie put itself on some pedestal and was hammering some weird misplaced dunk on foodie culture. Idk just rubbed me the wrong way at times but I still enjoyed the movie as a whole I guess