who would win: the literal devil and his army of psycho killers or a single high school lesbian obsessed with her gf?
Het Score: -10/10 (rip sarah fier, she died as she lived, for the pussy)
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Kajillionaire 2020
“wear more clothes you’re making everyone feel uncomfortable” has the same vibes as “get out of my school”
Het Score: -10/10 (oh my god this shit is so gay. its even gayer upon rewatch. jesus christ the way melanie looks at old dolio is gonna make me pass out)
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Whip It 2009
women <3 found family <3 girl besties <3 girl dad <3 mommy issues <3. this movie has it all. juliette lewis is so everything in this. please call me back.
Het Score: 7/10 (in my heart its so gay but its too textually straight to give it anything less than a 7. bliss and pash are gfs to me tho.)
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To All the Boys I've Loved Before 2018
recently watched xo, kitty and figured i might as well rewatch this and complete the letterboxd collection. it’s a cute, fun movie. i love a good fake dating trope and noah and lana have undeniable chemistry that’s just fun to watch. good stuff :)
Het Score: 8/10 (shout out to kitty’s gay ass outfit at the start and LJ’s one gay friend)
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
If I could give this movie more than five stars I would. This is the best spiderman movie ever made. This is one of the best animated movies ever made and probably one of the best movies as well. I’ll admit I’m a little biased because Spiderman is one of my favorite characters ever, but god damn you have to admit this movie is outstanding.
This movie is just visually stunning. Every single frame is a work of art. The…
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Under the Christmas Tree 2021
this is EXACTLY the lesbian christmas movie i needed. the dialogue is a little clunky sometimes and it is certainly a Lifetime movie, but Elise Bauman and Tattiawna Jones have such great chemistry it doesn’t matter. the terf bangs might not have been the best move but elise bauman still makes them work somehow. overall just super cute and a fun little christmas movie!
Het Score: 0/10 (the absolute definition of u-hauling but it doesn’t matter they’re in LOVE)
