I breakdown with mathematical precision what the best AND worst movies are with cruel ease.

Favorite films

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Climax
  • Hot Fuzz
  • Why Don't You Play in Hell?

Recent activity

  • John Wick: Chapter 4


  • Cocaine Bear


  • Babylon


  • Knock at the Cabin


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • The VelociPastor

    The VelociPastor


    I've never seen a movie where the poster has a bigger budget than the movie and still love it.

  • A Majority of One

    A Majority of One


    Their heart was in the right place. A great message of letting go of intolerance and finding love late in life. A bit difficult to appreciate the message of inclusivity when Alec Guinness is playing a Japanese man with less than convincing makeup while standing around other Japanese people. It's important to remember that proper representation was hard to come by back then if you wanted funding for your project. Baby steps.

    5 stars to offset .5 stars. Not a masterpiece and this definitely wouldn't fly today but stories like this at least got the conversation started and led to greater empathy later on.