Jordan

Trying to watch every movie ever made. All 3,000 of them

Favorite films

  • Natural Born Pranksters
  • Gabriel Iglesias: Hot and Fluffy
  • Steve Harvey's Grand Finale
  • Electrocuting an Elephant

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  • Bone

    ★★★★

  • The AGFA Horror Trailer Show

    ★★★★

  • Princess Mononoke

    ★★★½

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★★

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  • The AGFA Horror Trailer Show

    The AGFA Horror Trailer Show

    ★★★★

    Has everything I could ever want. Perfect for a Halloween party. And honestly the VHS-era bonus mix was even cooler because it had old ads for local haunted houses.

  • Bone

    Bone

    ★★★★

    Had the pleasure of seeing this relatively under-seen Larry Cohen film in a scratchy red tinted 35mm print. Can’t really compare it to anything I’ve seen, Parasite? After Hours? there’s nothing like it. Looking at the Blue Underground dvd, the restoration obviously looks miles better from the print I saw, and apparently there were some extra shots not present in the print I saw. It’s due for a Blu-ray upgrade from Vinegar Syndrome.

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  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter

    ★★★★

    Paul Schrader on Facebook: I must admit, I was disappointed the first time I made love to an oriental woman, sorry if that’s not PC, because I thought it would be sideways. I like trying new things!

    Paul Schrader movies: We Are Still Haunted By The Sins of America’s Imperialist Project.

  • Joker

    Joker

    ★★★★

    “Why so serious?”

    Guess the movie

    Move over Twitter blue checkmark, Warren-supporting, Marvel-loving, media journalists, this is OUR movie.


    In all seriousness, it’s nice to get a comic book movie about something. And it’s important to keep in mind that this is still a comic book movie. Neither a detriment nor appraisal to the film. It’s not the next Martin Scorsese film. It’s a comic book origin movie with classic cinematic influences. It has flaws. It’s not as complex as…