The Northman

The Northman ★★★★½

I will avenge you. I will honor our blood. I will cut the threads of Fate.

Hell yeah.

Mom's thoughts: "It started out slow, but then... yeah. It was alright." Her experience was greatly hampered by an asshole in the row in front of us who spent almost the entire movie on his incredibly bright phone. His small child was more well-behaved than he was.

May all such people have their entrails torn.

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