Lisa the Beauty Queen

my taste is entirely the worst that cinema has to offer

favourites move around a lot

Favorite films

  • The Matrix Reloaded
  • House
  • Scream 4
  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Recent activity

All
  • Honor Society

    ★★★★½

  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

  • Project X

    ★★★

  • Scream 4

    ★★★★★

Recent reviews

More
  • Honor Society

    Honor Society

    ★★★★½

    from the writer of fred: the movie

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    the best directed action james gunn has ever made and it still isn't very good lmao

    in a lot of ways it's a hot mess but it's buoyed by the fantastic cast and a lot of genuinely very good character writing. it mostly sucks when it's trying to be cool and cynical and absolutely shines when it allows itself to be mushy and emotional, gunn is actually much better at that than trying to be edgy.

Popular reviews

More
  • Under the Skin

    Under the Skin

    What.

    What?

    I don't get it.

    So?

    I don't get it.

    At least give it a rating.

    But I don't get it.

    Was it good?

    Yes.

    Would you recommend it?

    I don't know.

    How does that work?

    I don't know.

    What?

    What?

    Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

    I can't.

    Why?

    Because it's good.

    Then what's the issue?

    I don't know.

    For fuck's sake.

    I don't understand it. It confused me.

    Just your plebian mind.

    Fuck you.

    Fuck you.…

  • In Bruges

    In Bruges

    ★★★★★

    The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.

    EDIT IN 2022: this review makes me want to kill myself even more than jk rowling does