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  Honor Society 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Oct 2022 1

  from the writer of fred: the movie

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  The Suicide Squad 2021

  ★★★★ Rewatched 23 Oct 2022

  the best directed action james gunn has ever made and it still isn't very good lmao

  in a lot of ways it's a hot mess but it's buoyed by the fantastic cast and a lot of genuinely very good character writing. it mostly sucks when it's trying to be cool and cynical and absolutely shines when it allows itself to be mushy and emotional, gunn is actually much better at that than trying to be edgy.

Popular reviews

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  Under the Skin 2013

  Watched 23 Apr 2014 43

  What.

  What?

  I don't get it.

  So?

  I don't get it.

  At least give it a rating.

  But I don't get it.

  Was it good?

  Yes.

  Would you recommend it?

  I don't know.

  How does that work?

  I don't know.

  What?

  What?

  Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

  I can't.

  Why?

  Because it's good.

  Then what's the issue?

  I don't know.

  For fuck's sake.

  I don't understand it. It confused me.

  Just your plebian mind.

  Fuck you.

  Fuck you.…

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  In Bruges 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Aug 2012 23

  The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.

  EDIT IN 2022: this review makes me want to kill myself even more than jk rowling does