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  Speed Racer 2008

  ★★★★ Watched by James Haves 24 Feb 2019 5

  better than the fuckin Oscars at least lmao

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  The Matrix Revolutions 2003

  ★★★★ Watched by James Haves 22 Feb 2019 1

  i had always avoided The Matrix Revolutions because of the reputation that preceded it. i was told that this and Reloaded were bad movies and only the first one was worth watching and you shouldn't waste your damn time.

  wrong, i say, wrong those people were!

  while Revolutions is absolutely the weakest film in the franchise (how the fuck do you even make a satisfying conclusion to this series?), i still found it to be extremely solid and, for me…

Popular reviews

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  Under the Skin 2013

  Watched by James Haves 23 Apr 2014 40

  What.

  What?

  I don't get it.

  So?

  I don't get it.

  At least give it a rating.

  But I don't get it.

  Was it good?

  Yes.

  Would you recommend it?

  I don't know.

  How does that work?

  I don't know.

  What?

  What?

  Just give it 2 1/2 or something.

  I can't.

  Why?

  Because it's good.

  Then what's the issue?

  I don't know.

  For fuck's sake.

  I don't understand it. It confused me.

  Just your plebian mind.

  Fuck you.

  Fuck you.…

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  In Bruges 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched by James Haves 14 Aug 2012 20

  The only film where you will witness Madeye Moody and Voldemort sit in a bar and call each other cunts.