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  • Parasite
  • The Truman Show
  • Marriage Story
  • Little Women

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  • The Prom

    ★★

  • The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

  • Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    ★★½

  • The Goonies

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  • The Truman Show

    The Truman Show

    ★★★★★

    ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BRILLIANT.
    AHHHH GOD ITS SO GOOD.
    WOW.

    The story and writing are the absolute stand outs. This is a movie that lingers, that makes you rethink society, and the way you live. Jim Carey absolutely slams this out the park.

    FIVE GLORIOUS STARS.

  • Onward

    Onward

    ★★½

    I have to be honest, 10 minutes into the film I wanted it to be over. It was one of those films that you know a long journey is about to take place, but you don’t want to stay for it. 
    But I did, and was the movie bad? No.
    Was it amazing? No.
    Was it good? Sure. 
    I completely get that this movie is for kids, but even Toy Story 4 had more of an engaging/complex storyline than this.…

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  • The Prom

    The Prom

    ★★

    Did Meryl Streep carry this move on her shoulders? ABSOLUTELY. 

    As a fan of musicals, I walked Into this excited, and left disappointed. The vibe of this movie gave me High School Musical mixed with Mean Girls, but in the worst way. 

    Don’t get me wrong, there were many moments in this movie that were very entertaining, but overall, I wouldn’t go out of my way to watch this again. 

    Also James Corden, stop. Please stop.

    2 stars.

  • Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    Dolly Parton's Christmas on the Square

    ★★½

    It’s the cheesiest Christmas movie I’ve EVER seen.
    There’s a pastor named Pastor Christian. Need I say more?

    I would give this 1/2 a star, but we all know we’re watching this movie to see Dolly Parton and she’s a QUEEN. 

    2.5 stars.

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  • Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness

    ★★★★

    A masterpiece of WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    I HAVE FOUND MY NEW CHRISTMAS CLASSIC.

    What Little Women does the best is making you feel the warmth, and love of the family. So much so, each scene feel so immersive. I laughed, I cried, I felt a immense joy, and I felt immense sadness. The story and tone masterfully manipulate your emotions. 

    The color palette of the movie is beautiful, as well as the cinematography. The scenes of their childhood have a warm glow that is like watching…