The Lobster

The Lobster ★★★★

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Pick an ending:
-He blinds himself and they manage to get away with it.
-He blinds himself, authorities catch both of them, they both turn into animals.
-He doesn't do it, ditches her, and goes on with his life.
-He doesn't do it, goes back to her, and lies about being blind
-Mr. Fake Nosebleed's nose gets reinvigorated enabling him to smell stuff from miles away. He meets a perfumer who teaches him perfuming. He then gets addicted to women's scent and becomes a murderer. The end.

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