I got too much time on my hands, but that’s a good thing bc I never get tired of this shit

Favorite films

  • The Florida Project
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Chungking Express
  • It's a Wonderful Life

Recent activity

  • Perfect Sense


  • Take This Waltz


  • Elle


  • Drive-Away Dolls


Recent reviews

  • Drive-Away Dolls

    Drive-Away Dolls


    The genius that is Ethan Coen mirrors the scene from Midsommar where the old man falls head-first on the rocks. The impact of the fall was so severe that his brain stopped functioning so he grabbed a camera and made this. No one, not even lesbians, deserve something this bad. Go back to your brother, away from this psychedelic poop. Send out a rescue team for Margaret Qualley!

  • Perfect Days

    Perfect Days


    As repetitive as it is, I wish life could be this simple. I nearly cried at a tic-tac-toe game, a homeless man dancing, a game of shadow tag, and Koji Yakusho petrified by a shirtless woman. So good like 9.5 out of 10.

Popular reviews

  • Rye Lane

    Rye Lane


    This feels like if Before Sunrise and Wes Anderson had a baby. Very romantic with a unique style of cinematography. David Jonsson and Vivian Oparah are both hilarious, dynamic and incredible. This film just oozes life in the best way possible. It doesn’t fall for the typical rom-com clichés which truly feels like a breath of fresh air. It is very charming with dialogue that feels very modern and fresh. The film is extremely colorful and the camera shots I…

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    I miss this nerdy white boy giving me mindfucks. Ari Aster is one of the best directors working today and by the looks of it, the creative and twisted ideas that come from this man’s mind aren’t going to stop anytime soon. I’ll watch anything he makes and  when it was revealed that he would be collaborating with Joaquin Phoenix, it automatically became one of my most anticipated movies of this year. While not his best, I think Beau is…