ashley

i loved movies so much. sometimes i’d shove them down the front of my pants. i liked the way they feel

Favorite films

  • Down with Love
  • The Last Days of Disco
  • Somewhere
  • Secretary

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  • Videodrome

    ★★★½

  • You Hurt My Feelings

    ★★★½

  • Moonstruck

    ★★★★★

  • Dalíland

    ★★½

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  • Videodrome

    Videodrome

    ★★★½

    TV taught me how to feel
    now real life has no appeal

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    ★★★★★

    don't let your johnny stop you from finding your ronny

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  • Troy

    Troy

    ★★½

    i can excuse historical inaccuracies but i draw the line at achilles being straight

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★★

    if that "two bros chilling in a hot tub, five-feet apart cuz they're not gay" vine was a major motion picture but with fighter pilots