The Northman

The Northman ★★★★

Full on Hamlet, machismo fest and very epic (in an epic theatre, Greek hero way) and also epic epic, but anyway…

I too would travel the ends of the earth, kill dozens and fall in love with Anya Taylor-Joy to avenge the death of hot, moody, dehydrated Ethan Hawke.

I also see that it's very much the year for cgi crows, why can't we get them right

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