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  • The Newton Boys

  • How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

  • Deep Water

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  • The Requin

    The Requin

    Terrible on almost every level, but no one would be talking about this if it was some no-named actress giving an entirely perplexing performance instead of Alicia Silverstone. We would all shrug it off as some sub-SyFy piece of shit. 

    But the movie’s biggest sin is that it’s boring as hell.  Nothing happens for the first half.  Sure, everything about the production of the first 45 minutes is confounding in a way that could be construed as entertaining. But it’s not. So ultimately no amount of laughable bullshit and complete lack of understanding of science can win me back after that.

  • Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness

    I was completely transported into a new dimension where 2 hours actually lasts 3 hours.

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  • The Muppets

    The Muppets

    ★★★★

    It's fine if you don't like this movie, but it probably means you're an angry, hate-filled asshole, and fuck you.

  • Airplane!

    Airplane!

    ★★★★★

    1) It's been scientifically proven that this is the funniest movie of all time, so we don't need to have that conversation any more.

    2) I thought jive was an actual language until I was maybe 13.

    3) For some odd reason the visual gag of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar being pulled away from the cockpit wearing his Lakers gear and goggles is one of my favorite jokes in the movie.

    4) This movie is rated PG but has boobs in it,…