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  • Freddy vs. Jason

    Freddy vs. Jason


    disconcertingly low iq horror slapstick , but the material and kills are way too excessively y2k style-over-substance to be uninteresting. i wish horror movies stopped assuming i give a shit about the characters’ problems or drama, but when this isn’t spending time with these dumbasses this is kind of unironically fun. good alternative to watching the floyd merriweather logan paul fight at the very least

  • Identity Thief

    Identity Thief

    wasn’t rlly paying attention tbh but fuck melissa mccarthy

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    Black Mirror: Striking Vipers


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  • The Kissing Booth

    The Kissing Booth


    The Kissing Booth...where do I begin?

    This movie transcends all others that dared to come before it; it skillfully snipes down movies like Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather or Tarantino's Pulp Fiction, turning them into meaningless stains of foolishness on the tapestry of cinema. The Kissing Booth is the The Room of good movies, yet it still manages to outshine amateur efforts like The Shawshank Redemption or Citizen Kane. It doesn't take a Forrest Gump or Will Hunting to comprehend…