Brandon Colvin

Writer/Director/Producer of FRAMES, SABBATICAL, A DIM VALLEY & THE WORLD DROPS DEAD.

Favorite films

  • Don't Look Now
  • A Zed & Two Noughts
  • Spirited Away
  • The Lords of Salem

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  • I'll Be Home for Christmas

    ★★★

  • Corn Chips

    ★★★★

  • Pluto's Christmas Tree

    ★★★★½

  • The Nutcracker and the Four Realms

    ★★★

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  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ½

    nearly unbelievable that ppl got paid handsomely to write & direct this dogshit

  • Exotica

    Exotica

    ★★★★★

    Fuckin all-timer

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  • A Dim Valley

    A Dim Valley

    ★★★★★

    Truly never thought one of my movies would ever play at a drive-in.

    After it ended, a dude climbed into his gigantic truck saying out loud to nobody in particular, "That was the worst thing I've ever seen. Awful. Just awful!" Shout out to that guy.

  • 35 Shots of Rum

    35 Shots of Rum

    ★★★★★

    A fucking masterpiece of the highest order. Immediate all-time Top 10 status. Denis in prime form. Godard cements herself as the greatest active cinematographer we have. Performances are touching, subtle, and immaculate. Astounding to me that I waited this long to see it. Wow wow wow wow.