Favorite films

  • Stand by Me
  • The Father
  • Shithouse
  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always

Recent activity

  • Outbreak


  • The Departed


  • Twelve Monkeys


  • Contagion


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Recent reviews

  • Outbreak



    Now that there’s been a bit more distance since COVID, I’ve been watching a lot of these virology movies. Stacking up this cast against Contagion for the better ensemble would be a very tough decision for two similar movies

  • Twelve Monkeys

    Twelve Monkeys


    I normally don’t actively try to figure out the mystery in mystery movies, but in this one I clocked it very quickly. It was nice to see the pieces keep falling into place but I feel like it took some of the intrigue out. 

    Also for being a pandemic movie, it did a great job of carrying the terrifying nature through despite not actually showing the pandemic.

Popular reviews

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    How the Grinch Stole Christmas

    Imagine devoting the next 50 years of your life to personally loathing everyone in your hometown because you got roasted in front of your second grade crush when you were 8

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    Friends with Benefits


    Emma Stone has less than 10 lines in this movie and 5 of them are:

    Here’s an idea, next time instead of being late just shit on my face because it’s kind of the same idea as missing ‘Your Body is a Wonderland’


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