• Gangs of New York

    Gangs of New York

    ★★★½

    new york city is scorsese’s roman empire

  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★½

    the devil gets chills when the nice guy loses his temper

  • Cut

    Cut

    ★★

    a lot of people saying "naurrrr" in this one

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    ★★½

    fell asleep while watching to test whether i had the power to see with my eyes closed

  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★½

    DO NOT order brain surgery from shein!

  • Strange Way of Life

    Strange Way of Life

    ★★½

    saint laurent are a bunch of losers for choosing to not have their name in the silly cowboy font

  • Bottoms

    Bottoms

    ★★★½

    the epic highs and lows of high school football

  • No One Will Save You

    No One Will Save You

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    pulling the mental-health card to get out of being probed

  • El Conde

    El Conde

    ★★½

    the greatest horror of all was the prospect that thatcher may still be alive

  • Point Break

    Point Break

    ★★★★

    hate to see him leave…love to watch him go

  • Bend It Like Beckham

    Bend It Like Beckham

    ★★★

    i prefer my sports films not to be about the game, but the lesbians that played

  • Saw 3D

    Saw 3D

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    somehow, doctor gordon returned