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Rosewood 1997
Once to every man and nation Comes the moment to decide, In the strife of truth with falsehood, For the good or evil side; Some great cause, some new decision, Offering each the bloom or blight, And the choice goes by forever 'Twixt that darkness and that light.
James Russell Lowell
🥺😢😭I don’t even know where to start with this movie. I laughed, I cried, I felt sick at my stomach, I felt embarrassment, I felt hatred, I felt sadness, I…
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Halloween 1978
“Death has come to your little town, Sheriff.” — Dr. Loomis
The premise for Halloween almost doesn’t require summary but I’m going to do it anyway. Michael Myers is an eight-year-old boy who murders his sister after she has speed sex with her boyfriend. Institutionalized, Michael grows into a formidable six-foot-tall killing machine. His doctor, Loomis, recognizes Michael is “pure evil” and should never be let loose. Michael escapes in the opening of the movie by stealing a car (how… -
The Goonies 1985
“Goonies never say die!” — Mikey
“Don’t you realize? The next time you see the sky, it’ll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it’ll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what’s right for them. Because it’s their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it’s our time. It’s our time down here. That’s all over the second we ride up Troy’s bucket.” — Mikey