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  • Carol
  • Certified Copy
  • Orlando
  • Brief Encounter

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  • Saw X

    ★★★

  • Myra Breckinridge

    ★★★★½

  • Malignant

    ★★★½

  • The Nun II

    ★½

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  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies

    ★★

    my review on substack

    a movie about being triggered, about having/wanting "receipts," about being fucked up because your mom has bpd (???) or your parents are too rich (???), about nothing except the fact that tiktok rots your brain. an unfortunate addition to the current cinematic inclination toward trite, meandering stories about anodyne adolescent melodrama, the death rattle of a culture obsessed with the aesthetic of "trauma" through the lens of "privilege." bleh

  • Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

    Jeanne Dielman, 23, quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles

    ★★★★★

    just when you think it can't get any worse, you overcook the potatoes, your coffee tastes like shit, someone is sitting in your seat, the post office is closed and you don't have any stamps.

    as meticulously constructed as the daily life of its subject, akerman's masterpiece is held together by long takes of seyrig's face - telling a thousand stories at once, forcing us to confront the mundanity of our own existences. with austerity and candor, she juxtaposes the…

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  • Saw X

    Saw X

    ★★★

    casual jigsaw in the global south.... 😭😭😭😭❤️

  • Myra Breckinridge

    Myra Breckinridge

    ★★★★½

    makes you question why movies are made any other way with any other thesis

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  • Shiva Baby

    Shiva Baby

    ★★★

    YOU LOOK LIKE GWYNETH PALTROW ON FOOD STAMPS

  • Spencer

    Spencer

    ★★★★

    there's nothing more powerful than a schizophrenic bulimic bitch who doesn't give a fuck