jaredmaccrea

We’ve gotten a lot of fish out of water movies but when are we gonna get a shark out of water movie?

Favorite films

  • Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion
  • The Truman Show
  • Godzilla
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

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  • Vengeance

    ★★★★

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★½

  • Troll

    ★★

  • RRR

    ★★★★★

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  • Vengeance

    Vengeance

    ★★★★

    When I lived in America I’d met my fair share of Texans, literally every single Texan I’ve met will always say they’re from Texas, or how proud they are to be Texan completely unprompted. The same goes with every character in this movie, so it’s 100% accurate. No offence to any Texans that may read this reviews, bless your hearts.

    Loved this movie though!  It’s just rango but with real people!

  • Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

    ★★★★½

    Kind crazy how Disney told this same story just the other month with their live action Pinocchio and it came out as a very heartless, tone deaf experience. Then this comes around and it’s a very emotional, fun adventure with so much heart! Turns out you can tell familiar stories while also keeping it fresh and unique! Granted this is a much darker take on Pinocchio than Disney would ever have the balls to attempt. Loved this! 

    One of this…

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  • ClownTown

    ClownTown

    ★★★★★

    This was straight to dvd and banned in Brazil. The ending is a 30 minute torture scene... it’s honestly better than The Godfather

  • RRR

    RRR

    ★★★★★

    Maybe the greatest movie I have ever seen in my life. This movie is literally 3 hours long it does not feel like that because every second of this movie is so delightfully electrifying and it keeps you on your toes, never a dull moment. Has better VFX and better action sequences than everything Marvel has put out this year. The credits are rolling and I’m still just processing the crazy batshit insane anime stuff I just saw but seriously…