• Whiplash

    Whiplash

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    Anyways, how was your weekemd?โ˜บ๏ธ

    Watched in 2x speed, muted (listened to like half of Fetty Wapโ€™s self titled album, film was too short smh), while revising and eating some greek yoghurtย 
    No Subtitles
    funny film, in spirit i hate this, but itโ€™s a good buddy-comedy so blah blah suffices

    needed more jonah hill at the minimum

    That shot where Neiman falls down the stairs is like the โ€˜whose getting the best dick memesโ€™ !!

    Rip D Chazelle ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป

    Fletcher:โ€ฆ

  • Sonatine

    Sonatine

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Big if true๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘†

  • A Childโ€™s Garden and the Serious Sea

    A Childโ€™s Garden and the Serious Sea

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    good mornin ladies

    Here we are
    Stuck by this river
    You and I
    Underneath a sky that's ever falling down, down, down
    Ever falling down

    Through the day
    As if on an ocean
    Waiting here
    Always failing to remember why we came, came, came
    I wonder why we came

    You talk to me
    As if from a distance
    And I reply
    With impressions chosen from another time, time, time
    From another time

    idk but i woke up from some eyeโ€ฆ

  • Scream 4

    Scream 4

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    The film crashed for me when Jill said thst line about turning off the cameras ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ปโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ปโค๏ธ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐvery meta of Wes to do that for me
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  • Kung Fu Hustle

    Kung Fu Hustle

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    better than anything by quentin tarantino or damien chazelle [hack]

    Rare Adam W ย ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™

  • Encanto

    Encanto

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    Me explaining to my 11 year old brother each time something in the slightest bit similar to Gabriel Garcรญa Mรกrquezโ€™s 100 Years of Solitude happens for the length of the whole film,๐Ÿค“ย 

    - first 30 minutes try not to cry challenge๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ง๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜ฏ ย  ย 

    - ๐Ÿ

    We dont talk about bruno more overrated than shmuggy stardustโ€” not even top 3 song in it innit
    โ€”โ€”

    why have all disney features recently had like 25 minutes worht of end credits๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจstudious ahhh mfs

  • Twilight

    Twilight

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    #review


    RADIO GEAD๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…what๐Ÿคจ

    Killer Of Sheep (1978) reference in It ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ

  • At the Club

    At the Club

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    Just guys being dudes๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

  • Slumber Party Massacre III

    Slumber Party Massacre III

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    Iโ€™ll watxh the most horrible film youve ever seen and then give it 5 stars iโ€™m funny like that *****

    iโ€™d watch the film with the current lowest average โ€˜2025: the year the world was enslaved by a virusโ€™ โ€ฆ

    โ€ฆ but itโ€™s directed by a man๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿฅธ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

    Ken funny llokkin bastard

    โ€œDid you see that? He averted his eyes. Thatโ€™s a sign of submission. I learned that studying orangutangโ€™s in biology class.โ€

    Todayโ€™s album firsts ranked:
    1. Afric Pepperbird byโ€ฆ

  • Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy

    Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy

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    - โ€œdaphneysโ€™ modelling picsโ€
    - if edgar wright was good
    - โ€œdaphneysโ€™ modelling picsโ€
    - where was death grips during this
    - scooby says smegma
    - โ€œdaphneysโ€™ modelling picsโ€
    - โ€œdaphneysโ€™ modelling picsโ€
    - faustโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธโ‰๏ธ๐Ÿคจ
    - literally the godfather part ii
    - fredโ€™s van being bombed was like when netflix removed good will hunting or likw when the meteor hit dusty depot๐Ÿ˜ฆ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
    - what!?
    - MR BURGER๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    - literally better than war and peace by Sergey Bondarchuk and 2001
    -โ€ฆ

  • War and Peace

    War and Peace

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    shoulda spent the ten mill not on the film but to get some bitches๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ

    in short โ€ฆ

    you: the film

    the one she told you not to worry about: the book

    โ€ฆ on the one hand itโ€™s certainly a technical wonder and easily one of the greatest filmic achievements but then again so much of the impact and catharsis is lost due to development present in the literary giant not appearing in the film. thereโ€™s a lack of impact inโ€ฆ

  • Eye Myth

    Eye Myth

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    itโ€™s this mfโ€™s birthday i think