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  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

  • Hot Shots!

    ★★★★½

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  • Rambo: First Blood Part II

    Rambo: First Blood Part II

    James fucking Cameron co-wrote this thing?? I should have known, the man has absolutely the grossest ideology you will ever find in a motion picture. next time someone tweets that paragraph about how he’s somehow “woke” because of that scene where the Terminator shoots a bunch of cops, do us all a favor and remind them that he literally co-wrote Rambo II.

  • Hot Shots!

    Hot Shots!

    ★★★★½

    I have never seen “Top Gun,” but i’ve seen this so many times that it feels like I don’t need to. you mean it’s just “Hot Shots!” without the jokes? it’s an Air Force recruitment ad? no thanks. i guess it’s cool that they made it insanely gay, but that novelty factor is not quite enough to appeal to me, a straight man. speaking of which, i definitely had some of my first ever sexual feelings, as a child, watching Valeria…

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