Closer

Closer ★★★

OK can anybody who worked in a movie theater please tell me how people saw the poster for this movie in their local multiplex thinking it was a Julia Roberts romantic comedy and ended up seeing a venomous movie filled with terrible people that includes a scene where Clive Owens types “Sit on my face fuckboy” in a sex IM room. How many walkouts were there? Who asked for refunds? I need to know everything.


If we’re talking about the best Roberts performance, this is right up there with Erin Brockovich. I still have no fucking idea how I feel about this movie.