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  • Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii - The Movie

    Decker: Port of Call: Hawaii - The Movie

    ★★★★

    The On Cinema universe is a lot of things, including a gigantic multi-year multimedia commitment. It’s also quietly one of the best satires of conservatism in both the pre-Trump era as well as the entirety of the last four years. 

    Decker was created in 2014 and Tim Heidecker has acknowledged the character is based on Trump himself (pre-presidential run). This may also be why Decker/On Cinema is one of the only funny Trump satires. The brain-rot dead ending of conservatism…

  • Closer

    Closer

    ★★★

    OK can anybody who worked in a movie theater please tell me how people saw the poster for this movie in their local multiplex thinking it was a Julia Roberts romantic comedy and ended up seeing a venomous movie filled with terrible people that includes a scene where Clive Owens types “Sit on my face fuckboy” in a sex IM room. How many walkouts were there? Who asked for refunds? I need to know everything.


    If we’re talking about the best Roberts performance, this is right up there with Erin Brockovich. I still have no fucking idea how I feel about this movie.