Favorite films

  • Princess Mononoke
  • Alien
  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

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  • Black Christmas

    ★★★★

  • Xtro

    ★★★½

  • The Exorcist III

    ★★★★

  • The Exorcist

    ★★★★

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  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★★

    Ho, ho, HO FUCK

  • Xtro

    Xtro

    ★★★½

    Uh... I think I enjoyed this? As much as you can enjoy the story of a horrible father coming back into his little shit son's life and teaching him how to be horrible. Oh and all the incredibly disturbing alien stuff.

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  • Big Trouble in Little China

    Big Trouble in Little China

    ★★★½

    Some doofy schmuck who thinks he's an action hero wanders into a Chinese martial arts fantasy film and absolute insanity ensues. I feel like it should be a tonally inconsistent mess but it somehow manages to be lighthearted fun all the way through. Don't think I ever really knew what was happening but I think I loved it.

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    Jesus Christ I can't believe this movie...

    - Wasn't shit?
    - Was actually good
    - Is best thing to come out of the desperate clusterfuck of DC movies
    - Somehow justifies creating a remake of a film that was critically panned despite being a box office hit
    - Made Harley Quinn more endearing than she is fucking annoying
    - Shows how restricted James Gunn was by Marvel by letting him make an extremely gory and vulgar film
    - Has more…