Jack G

Star ratings are confusing, but I've committed now. Please give me validation by liking my reviews even if they are bad.

Favorite films

  • Zardoz
  • Tammy and the T-Rex
  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
  • MVP: Most Valuable Primate

Recent activity

  • Microwave Massacre

  • God Told Me To


  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

  • Samaritan


Recent reviews

  • Microwave Massacre

    Microwave Massacre

    Really makes cannibalism look like a long arduous process that’s not worth the time even if you can stomach it. Oh hey, that’s my review of this movie! We all wasted our time!

    It’s a shame that Rodney Dangerfield turned this down. For us, anyway, it was a good choice for him.

  • Samaritan



    Nice to see something overtly comic booky embrace silliness without jettisoning its connection to the world and its characters nor costing it all in digital blood to force a marketable R Rating. Gets stupid near the end but it works because it’s built to a strong emotional climax, and the stupid it brings is fun stupid.

Popular reviews

  • Out Yonder — Neighbor Boy

    Out Yonder — Neighbor Boy


    Finally, the live-action special of Dumbland

  • Rocky V

    Rocky V


    This movie is good, almost great.
    I hate to always compare this to IV, but it really is better in every way. It handles its supporting cast brilliantly, and even has a kid actor who's pretty good. In fact, this may be Rocky sequel with the most complex character and thematic arcs. I love it. Everyone else is wrong