Radio guy. Also host of the podcasts Han Duo, Dårligdommerne, Hakkedrengene, Klovn Podcast, etc.
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Jurassic World 2015
There's a character outrunning the deadliest predator in the world - IN HEELS.
Jurassic World is a bit worse than a remembered it. It's a lackluster spectacle with incredibly forced plot and flat characters. It's also an entire movie featuring just the worst: Samsung, Beats By Dre, Starbucks, Coca Cola... and Jimmy Fallon.
To think that Fallen Kingdom is even worse than this. I'm not going to watch Dominion for a year or so, and the only thing I'm hoping for is a scene where Blue finally gets to fuck Owen. They're the only characters with (sexual) chemistry.
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Spiderhead 2022
Spiderhead? Why not just call it Shelob Blowjob, you cowards?
Or you could go with Bottom Gun: Mirrorick. Teller and Kosinski, since you also made Top Gun: Maverick this year, it's easy to forgive this glorified Black Mirror episode.
Directed by Joseph Kosinski
