Favorite films

  • Heat
  • A Special Day
  • Possibly in Michigan
  • Ratatouille

Recent activity

  • Brittany Runs a Marathon

  • BuzzFeed Unsolved: The Making of the Final Investigation

  • Fresh Kill

  • Dark Water


Recent reviews

  • BuzzFeed Unsolved: The Making of the Final Investigation

    BuzzFeed Unsolved: The Making of the Final Investigation

    hey there demons, it's me. ya girl.

    maybe one of the most important, quoted, and widely disseminated web-series of the 2010s? shane madej and ryan bergara were not and will probably never be super-star youtubers along the lines of jenna marbles, shane dawson, markiplier. they don't have the attention of news publications or mainstream media. they never had a scandal that broke the internet. the appeal of their personalities always revolved around the content, not their individual personas and the…

  • Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

    Gentlemen Prefer Blondes


    i think the key to marilyn monroe as a performer comes at the very beginning of the movie: she's all decked out in a shimmery, red outfit as she sings about the many men who ventured to the wrong tracks in little rock, arkansas to see her for a never-seen but clearly appreciative audience. she's fun and seductive and playing tandem to jane russell with her famous heart-shaped smile prominent on her face. then it cuts out for a bit…

Popular reviews

  • A Clockwork Orange

    A Clockwork Orange

    y'all ever smoked weed...

  • A Woman Under the Influence

    A Woman Under the Influence


    there's a scene towards the end, where peter falk takes gena rowlands hand and puts it under the cold faucet water. it's bleeding and hurt and a little inflamed. he's not particularly gentle with her, ignoring as she winces in pain. he grabs a bandaid and slaps it on. he cannot tell her that he loves her.

    he's not particularly concerned with her feelings or well-being. that she just had a break-down mere moments before. he's hoping that if he…