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  • Rapture

    ★★★★

  • VHS 94

    ★★

  • Caché

    ★★★★★

  • Death Promise

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  • Rapture

    Rapture

    ★★★★

    First maybe 2/3rds of this I wasn’t sure where it was going but goddamn does it build to such a stressful ending. Vampires, film, heroin, sex, love, work, all of these come together to drain you, to disappear you, to quicken your pulse quicker and quicker and quicker. A fever about to break. Cut just before she looks at the camera. No regrets.


    Extremely good bit to have a line earlier in the film about a character being mad she’s…

  • VHS 94

    VHS 94

    ★★

    The right wing militia one was pretty strong and also the only one that dedicated itself to the visual & setting framework, while tongue-in-cheek tying the 90s political reactionary movements into modern ones and allowing a cathartic release of seeing Atomwaffen types fuck themselves up, get homoerotic while drunk, and be ripped apart by their own incompetence and a pissed off vampire. In that way, it also hews the closest to what I love about trashy horror anthologies like this, and…

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  • Funeral Parade of Roses

    Funeral Parade of Roses

    ★★★★★

    bitches be like “the way this film radiates comfort” and then it’s this movie

  • The Comedy

    The Comedy

    ★★★★½

    This film has only gotten more relevant as time has gone on. Did you know this was released literally one year before Sam Hyde & the Million Dollar Extreme guys became active.

    Obviously about Gen-Xers but has come to be infinitely more applicable to millennials, raised on a diet of Gen-X snark and sarcasm. Can't wait to see what happens to the zoomers.

    An exhausting, awful, unwatchable film because its so unflinching in making you sit with your own worst jerk-off…