Jade talks too much🎄☃️🧣

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Favorite films

  • Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
  • The Muppet Christmas Carol
  • Bad Santa
  • Elf

Recent activity

  • A Very Merry Mix-Up


  • Elf


  • Gremlins


  • Home Alone


Pinned reviews

  • The Santa Summit

    The Santa Summit


    Refreshing to see a hallmark movie about the power of female friendship👭 instead of another one about a big city gal👩‍💼🧳 trying to bang a Christmas tree farmer.🎄
    I don’t know if Hallmark have given me Stockholm syndrome or if this was genuinely decent😬. It’s at least more pop culture savvy than your average Hallmark movie.🎅🏻🤓🍺
    They should give Amy Groening a lead role already👩🏻‍🦰. She’s always so charming.

  • Crank: High Voltage

    Crank: High Voltage


    Cinematic equivalent of hate-fucking. An offensive assault to the senses.😫 I hate myself for loving it and am embarrassed I came back for another round😳❤️‍🩹. Jason Statham anally penetrates a man with a shotgun.🍑🤢 There's a borderline pornographic sex scene at a race track🏇. It ends with a literal fuck you to the audience.🔥🖕🏻🔥 A truly nasty movie. Why did I like it?🤷‍♀️

Recent reviews

  • A Very Merry Mix-Up

    A Very Merry Mix-Up


    Alicia Wittmas👩🏻‍🦰🎄: Part 1
    It’s that time of year to celebrate the classic films of the Queen of Hallmark herself👑. Alicia Witt is endlessly charming.😍
    This is so cheesy🧀 like all Hallmark movies but it also manages to pull off a plot twist that I genuinely didn’t see coming.😱

    Alicia Witt plays possibly the dumbest women alive🤪, The male lead is a creep who was totally going to bang his brother’s fiancée👿, And the family are so unnaturally friendly😁 that…

  • Elf



    “I planned out our whole day. First we make snow angels for two hours, and then we'll go ice skating, and then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we'll snuggle.”- Buddy The Elf

    Christmas classic! I’ve watched it every year since it came out!

    Will Ferrell should’ve won an oscar and I’m not joking🏆. One of the greatest comedic performances of all time.🤣

    The Peter Dinklage fight scene…

Popular reviews

  • Quiz Lady

    Quiz Lady


    Finally, some rep for older sisters who are the dumb hot mess🥴. They usually write the loser as the youngest sibling.
    This was a really funny & sweet sister road trip comedy🚙💰🐶. I liked that they cast Awkwafina & Sandra Oh against type.😬🤪
    They had fantastic chemistry & the supporting cast was stacked with talent. I wish Will Ferrell hosted a real quiz show.🎤
    Also, Paul Reuben's last role😢. RIP

  • Family Switch

    Family Switch


    Not just a crappy Netflix movie but a crappy Netflix Xmas movie🎄. SURPRISE!😁🙌
    This is so cute & cheesy🧀. Fun to see Jennifer Garner once again play a teen stuck in an adult’s body. What a strange thing to have a talent for.💚❤️💚
    5 stars because it’s Christmas!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️